Life of Mack Random thoughts & anecdotes from indie RPG nerd Ryan Macklin

So, my friend Karen has started this thing and wants people to join in on the fun of chronicling the random shit I say…perhaps using that to attempt embarrassment. She writes down some of the shit I say and tweets it with the hashtag #ShitRyanMacklinSays.

Of course, hashtag searches being what they are, you’re not going to see the sheer volume of tweets she’s done to proclaim to the world that, uh, I guess I’m a mouthy fuck? :) To be clear, there’s almost always context to these quotes, but hey, context is for chumps. So here’s what she’s done so far, in descending chronological order:

• “Boom, your business has just been Macklined, mother fucker.”
• “I want you to understand something about my life. Pants are always optional.”
• “I believe in the equality of suck.”
• “If he’d like me to write the book, I will. For the small fee of his mom.”
• “There are things we’d call disinfectant, but back then it was all spirits and shit.”
• “Where I come from special sauce was a sauce with a learning disability.”
• “Ya’ll are taser teasers. I’m waiting for one of you to put out.”
• “Gravity is the man bringing me down.”
• “I’m not bringing it. I’m just grandstanding to make up for the lack of bringing it.”
• “I have a cat. I could be Cat Guy.”
• “It’s like a fine scotch, but with murder.”

Seriously, guys. Context is totally for chumps. It’s the Internet version of wearing pants. So, uh, join us in not wearing iPants?

I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore.

(Also, if no one else is amused, damn it, I am. And I’ll bet I turn a little red every time I see her post one of these up. I mean, I’m not *that* shameless…am I?)

- Ryan

(Don’t answer that.)